Friday, July 20, 2007

SMART WIFE....


Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100kisses.
You are my sweetheart


=Your husbandAllen=
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kissesInstead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some otheritems.......
5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.Shall I plan same way for next months,


Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart

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