"NO HONEY, I DONT FEEL LIKE IT TONIGHT...."

No honey, I don't feel like it tonight...." This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE HERE IS A STORY ABOUT THIS :

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says
the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for meto satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, bigunnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried onseveral different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which oneto take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes tocompliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair ofdiamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must havethought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she wastesting me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't evenknow how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,"WHAT?"I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that girl knows
I'm smarter than her.

Soo girls... there are guys very smart.. be carefull... Did you enjoy reading this story?? .. :)

MARRIED LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT....

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SPECIAL BIRTHDAY WISH FOR MY LOVE

Wishing I was with you is just a fantasy,

Hoping it will come true so you can be with me.

Today is a special day for you and for me

I wish I could be there,

I would swim over seas just to show how much I care.

The first time I met you I didn’t think I would love you,

Before I saw you, I’ve dreamt of you and it came true.

I wish I could hold you now

I just need you so much,

I would do anything for you just to feel your touch.

I cant live without you, I really don’t think I can,

I want to kiss you forever because deep inside u r my one & only man!

I know you wish I was with you now right now,

I would be your best present if we were together somehow.

I cried after 12am knowing it was your special day,

Im really sad that i'm not there on your birthday.

I feel I am the one to blame I should be there with you,

I would do anything for you but your so far away,

So the words come out of my mouth… from my heart…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOABXXX !!!

DONT MESS WITH GIRLS....

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:

'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD! ISNT IT....)

BE CAREFULL HUSBANDS.......

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says,

'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'

She says, 'I was in bed.'

'In bed this early, doing what?'

'Getting a second opinion!'

LETS READ A TRUE STORY.....

This is a story of a young school girl who passed away last month in male'.

Her name was Mary. She was hit by a lorry. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Hassan. Both of them are true lovers.

They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her hand phone.In fact she also changed her phone from WMobile to Dhimobile, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spends half of the day talking with Hassan. Mary's family knows about their relationship. Hassan was very close with Mary's family. (just imagine their love)

Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away > >please bury me with my hand phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people can't carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant, everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same.

Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbors, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her friends told that person about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket.

after that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.Mary's parents did not inform Hassan that Mary had passed away.

After 2 Weeks Hassan called Mary's mom. Hassan "Aunt, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tellMary that I'm coming home today, i want to surprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first, I want to tell you something very important."after he came, they told him the truth about Mary.

Hassan thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Don't try to fool me - tell Mary to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe.

(Hassan started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Hassan was shaking. Suddenly, Hassan's phone rang. "see this is from Mary', see this..." he showed the phone to Mary's family. all of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Mary & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again.

He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them... Diraagu has the best coverage. Where ever you go, Their network follows!!! hehehe...

Never in my life I have read such an story...Wasted ten minutes coz of this...so thought of sharing with you !! kekeke....... :)

For Richer, For Poorer

Managing Your Finances to Live Happily Ever After

In the words of John Lennon, “money can’t buy me love.” But money may lead to divorce. According to a study by the Creighton University Center for Marriage and Family, money is a leading reason couples fight and one of the main causes of divorce. If you’re planning on tying the knot anytime soon, now is the time to sit down with your groom-to-be and go over your finances.

Here are a few tips to make sure that money doesn’t get in the way of "happily ever after."

Discuss and set long-term goals.

Be open and honest in discussing your finances. Determine what is important to both of you, and agree to work together to accomplish your goals, whether they include paying off your debt, saving for a down payment on a home, or retirement planning. If you’re both on the same page for your long-term goals, you’re less likely to argue about short-term spending.

Determine how you will handle the day-to-day management of your finances. Often one spouse will be more inclined to manage the finances. That’s fine, but make sure that both are aware of what’s going on.

Create a monthly spending plan.

Create a plan outlining what you are going to do with the money you earn. Use a secure online spending management program like Mvelopes Personal (www.mvelopes.com) to automate your plan and make tracking easy. Use online bill pay to set up automatic transfers into a savings account to make saving simple. You can also set up automatic payments on your mortgage, car payment, credit card, or just about any other bill to avoid late payments (and the accompanying arguments). Most banks offer online bill pay and Mvelopes includes a free online bill pay service.

Set aside some “fun money” to cover the occasional impulse buy. Most budgets fail because people feel constrained by them. If you have some wiggle room, you’re much more likely to stick to your plan. Some couples prefer a “his spending” category and a “her spending” category – that way, so long as you have the money in your category, you can get those perfect shoes when you find them, without feeling guilty. And he can get that new golf club.

Start planning for your future…NOW.

This may be the most important thing you can do for yourself. Your wedding should be the start of a wonderful life together, but if you really do want to live happily ever after, you need to start planning for tomorrow today. Set aside some money in your spending plan for a retirement account. Contribute to a 401(k) or set up an automatic transfer to an IRA. Time can be your biggest ally, or your worst enemy. The sooner you start, the easier it will be. Start today. Start now.

Money isn’t everything, and discussing your finances now won’t necessarily ensure that you’ll end up millionaires, but it may help avoid arguments later on. According to a study by economists David Blanchflower and Andrew Oswald, married people are healthier, both physically and psychologically, they live longer, they earn more money and they’re happier. In fact, about $100,000 per year would be needed to compensate for the happiness achieved through a lasting marriage, according to the study. And isn’t that why you’re getting married in the first place…to live happily ever after?