Saturday, October 27, 2007


No honey, I don't feel like it tonight...." This was written by a's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says
the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."
You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for meto satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, bigunnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried onseveral different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which oneto take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes tocompliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair ofdiamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must havethought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she wastesting me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't evenknow how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,"WHAT?"I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that girl knows
I'm smarter than her.

Soo girls... there are guys very smart.. be carefull... Did you enjoy reading this story?? .. :)


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Anonymous said...

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