A LESSON TO EVERYONE....

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

' She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called herboyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

' So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

7 SECRETS TO WINNING THE ONE YOU WANT!

Have you ever felt frustrated trying to get the one you want to want you back? Have you ever felt like the cause was hopeless and there's just nothing you can do to win their heart?


Such frustrations are common. All human beings are subject to them. While there is no way to completely avoid them, there is a way to overcome them and find success. The way requires a basic understanding of those principles that motivate the human heart, followed by a patient application of those principles.


If you will systematically apply those principles in a well thought out strategy, you will ultimately reap the rewards of your efforts.


Applying the principles is up to you, but today I wanted to share with you a few truths relating to love and romance:

• "In Love" is a form of dependency. Therefore, if you want someone to be in love with you, you will have to make up your mind to meet their emotional needs so that they can grow dependent upon you. This includes hundreds of hours of listening to them while they talk while you, for the most part, are just attentively silent.

• People are attracted to independence and repulsed by those who seem to cling. Therefore, to avoid scaring off a potential love you must throw in a lot of apparent aloofness while trying to win them. If you think this may confuse the one you want about your real intentions, you're right. Sorry, but that's just the way it needs to be in the early stages of romance.

• People want what they can't have. Therefore, you have to hold back form giving yourself completely to the one you want at the first indications they're starting to become attracted to you. Instead of giving the dog the whole steak at once, feed it to him/her one bite at a time, over an extended period of time

I'm speaking here of deeply shared feelings and your valuable time. Be careful with how much time and feeling you give to the one you want. As to sexual involvement, that should be withheld until after the marriage vows, or you'll reduce their incentive to get there. Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

• People's conscious decisions are subconsciously motivated. Therefore, don't be too concerned by what the one you want says they think they want, or acts like they think they want. You should act on principle and eventually they'll realize that what they really want is you.

• People are most drawn to a person with a positive and confident self-image. Therefore, resist the temptation to spill your feelings of self-doubt. Nothing is a bigger turn-off than somebody who insists on bursting your bubble and destroying the image they want to have of you.

• People's attitudes are really a reflection of what you think of them. Therefore, while not wearing your heart on your sleeve, you must still prove though your actions that your friendship to them is a committed one. This takes time.

• The longer a relationship grows, the stronger it becomes. Therefore, if you mess up along the way, take comfort in the fact that tomorrow is another day, and the fact that you prove you have lasted and learned from yesterday's hardships, will in itself increase their feelings of commitment to you in the long run.
  

MARRIAGE MYTHS AND REALITIES

MYTH: Loneliness Myth that marriage will end your loneliness.
REALITY: Many married people are still very lonely.

MYTH: Fulfillment Fallacy which makes you believe that being married makes you complete human beings.

REALITY: A couple complements one another, not completes one another.

MYTH: Marriage Is for Everyone.

REALITY: There are a lot of unmarried people who are extremely happy.

MYTH: Monogamy Myth makes you believe that you are the only couple who is dealing with infidelity or that it only happens to bad or weak people.

REALITY: Infidelity happens to many couples.

MYTH: Romance will always be alive in a good marriage.

REALITY: Nearly all relationships experience peaks and valleys. The everyday problems and challenges of married life can often cloud over romantic feelings. This is when making the decision to love is important.

MYTH: Marriage makes people happy.

REALITY: You can't expect your spouse to be your one source of happiness. Your personal happiness must come from within yourself. Marriage can complement your own individual happiness but it can't be the primary source.

MYTH: You won't have major problems if you truly love one another.

REALITY: A good marriage doesn't just happen. It takes nurturing, commitment, and work.

MYTH: My spouse should know my needs without my saying anything.

REALITY: Just because you're married doesn't mean you can read minds. You have to tell your spouses what your needs are.

MYTH: Conflict means a lack of love.

REALITY: Conflict happens in every marriage. Fighting fair and for the relationship, and not just to "win" is healthy in a marriage.

Tools for a Successful Marriage

Your marriage needs love, support, tolerance, communication, realistic expectations, caring, nurturing, and a sense of humor to be successful.
Some television shows like Mad About You, Home Improvement, To Have and To Hold, The Cosby Show, Dharma & Greg, and Everybody Loves Raymond reflect these values and show that marriages can survive conflict, disappointment, and problems.

WHY DO WE HAVE SEX ??

Why do people have sex? Seems about as obvious as Ms. Star Jones having weight loss surgery, but apparently it is not.
In a recent study published in Archives of Sexual Behavior (I don’t read it; I swear. I actually saw this study on the Today Show), 2,000 people were asked why they had sex.

The answer? Well, surprisingly, there were more than one. 237 reasons, to be exact.

The top three most popular responses for both men and women seemed the most obvious:

1. They were attracted to the person

2. They wanted to experience physical pleasure

3. “It feels good”

The other 234 reasons were random, interesting and – sometimes – scary.

Some included: to burn calories, for revenge, to make babies, to get closer to the person, to get closer to God and to pass STDs onto someone else (yikes!).

My personal reasons for having sex:

1. I like it

2. My man wants it

3. I’m H-O-R-N-Y

4. It feels GREAT .. and therefore i like to do it

Then again, that’s just me. I can’t judge others for wanting to have sex to fit in with their friends or to get ahead in the work place.

The most interesting thing to come from this study, however, is the fact that both men and women wanted to have sex for physical more than emotional reasons.

Which finally puts an end to the “sex changes everything” argument.

Women can no longer be viewed as emotional/love seeking/weepy in the bedroom anymore.

We – being the women of the 21st centry– want sex for the same top three reasons men do. Mostly because we need some good old fashion passion. Not because we want to form a connection or to make our lives more like a romantic comedy.

Nope. We just want to get some.

And is there any reason better than that?

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU....

I want to be with you,but your millions of miles away.

i wish you would call just to ask about my day.

it would make things so much better if i could hear you voice,

I guess i can't complain too much, after all this was my choice.

i wish i could hold you in my arms and look in to your eyes.

i promise i will always be true to you and never tell you lies.

its so hard to go to sleep without you by my side.

my tears are the only thing ill ever try to hide.

i lie awake in bed as the tears stream down my face,

they keep going until the hit my pillow case.

I Miss You loabivaa......... I just cant be like this without you

HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY ABOUT LOVE

Once upon a time there was an island where all feelings lived;Hapiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all others including Love.One Day it was announced to all the feelings. That the Island wasgoing to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings preparetheir boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed.

She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possiblemoment.When the island was almost totally under,Love decided toleave. She begun looking for someone to ask for help. Just then,Richness was passing by in a grand boat.

Love asked, "Richness, can I come with you in your boat".Richness answered "I am sorry, but theres a lot of silver and gold.On my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere".

The Love decided to ask Vanity, Who was passing by in a beautifulvessel, for help. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please!" "I canthelp you", Vanity said."You are all wet and will damage my beautifulboat!" Next Love saw sadness passing by.

Love said, "Sadness please let me go with you". Sadnessanswered, "Love im sorry, but i just need to be alone now". ThenLove saw Happiness.

Love cried out,"Happiness, please take me with you!" but, Happinesswas so enjoyed that he didn't hear love calling to him. Love beganto cry. Then she heard a voice say,"Come Love, I will take you withme!" It was an elder.

Love felt so blessed and enjoyed that she forgot to ask the eldersname. When they arrived on land the elder went his way.Love realized how much she owed the elder. Love then found Knowledgeand asked, "Who was it that help me?

""It was Time" knowledge answered. "But why did Time help me when noone else would?" Love asked. Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdomand sincerity answered,"Because only Time is capable of understandinghow GREAT LOVE is".

WHY DO PEOPLE SAY LOVE IS BLIND .??

The women who is beaten on a regular basis by her husband but stays with him is blinded by love.

The man who is cheated on on a regular basis by his girlfriend but always forgive her and believes she will not do it again is blinded by love.

Love does not see what a person is really like.

Have you ever been so in love with someone that you thought they were perfect only to find out that they are just a normal human being with selfish tendencies? Then you were blinded by love.

Love will make a person seem and appear how you want them to be. You will mould their image in your mind and will deny anything that they do or say which contradicts this image.Love will make you filter out the bad stuff and only see the good stuff in them.

Eventually the light of this all consuming love will die down and you will start to wake up and some people even wonder why the heck they are with that person.

Have you ever looked at your partner and thought who are you? Who is this person I am living with? Then you were blinded by love.

Love is like being a horse with blinkers galloping down a road of gold, and on the side of the road a great battle is going on, a war of many different conflicting forces but you can only see the golden road. You have your blinkers on and at the end of the road is a waterfall which will take you down to the very depths of Hades itself.

Have you ever looked at someone you were with when you were younger and been almost in shock that you were with such a person? Then you were blinded by love.

Love will only see the pleasure and the attention that they are receiving from the object of their desire, it will not at first see the actual person..........therefore it is blind